| Having an affair you can have a nice time, but be | | | | shave before having any physical close contact. If |
| careful not to get hurt or hurt others in the process. | | | | you're a man, and the other person is attached, don't |
| Here are the 10 major no-no's when seeing that | | | | wait for her to ask: shave just before. Whisker burns |
| other person: | | | | on the face or near intimate body parts will |
| 1- If possible pay cash for all transactions, especially | | | | definitively bring up some heated arguments in the |
| hotels. | | | | home bedroom. |
| It wouldn't do to have the hotel you stayed at with | | | | 6 - Perfumes and colognes. |
| the other one send you a nice "thank you" note for | | | | These scents have a tendency to linger much longer |
| staying at their establishment and hoping you will | | | | than you would think and if you've lived with |
| come back soon. If your spouse doesn't know about | | | | someone for a few years, he/she will notice |
| your affair, he/she is going to start raising some | | | | immediately any new scent emanating from you. |
| embarrassing questions. | | | | 7 - Lipstick |
| 2 - Trash all receipts that you might have collected | | | | You might be surprised where it ends up sticking to |
| while going out to/with the third person. | | | | and how difficult it can be to wipe off... |
| 7/11 receipts from places your significant other did | | | | 8 - Soaps |
| not expect you to he at might again raise awkward | | | | Hotels usually have scented soaps and again the |
| situations. | | | | scent can linger for much longer than you might |
| 3 - Watch that GPS. | | | | suspect. Consider bringing your usual soap to take a |
| They are great for finding the spot where you're | | | | shower "after". |
| supposed to meet your favorite lover, but keep in | | | | 9 - The other person's car. |
| mind that most of them keep in memory the x last | | | | If you ride in the OP's car, watch for: |
| found locations. Most of them have an option to clear | | | | Hair. Your hair is not necessarily the same color as his |
| that memory, use it before heading back home. | | | | her spouse. |
| 4 - Go where you say you will. | | | | Don't leave anything in the car. If the OP's spouse |
| If you say you're going to LA but in reality stay in | | | | finds something unusual, guess what's going to |
| town or fly to NY, someone might see you and | | | | happen... |
| report back home. Heated question periods will follow. | | | | Don't change the seat position. For some mysterious |
| Don't go to a hotel in the neighboring city when | | | | reason, it's almost impossible to return seats exactly |
| you're supposed to me at a meeting at the office. If | | | | to the original position. |
| you're planning to go to that hotel, try to find a | | | | 10 - Stick to your usual behavior. |
| plausible reason to be near that hotel. | | | | Don't go back home in the middle of the night if you |
| 5 - Whisker burns. | | | | never do that. It's going to raise an endless stream |
| If you're a woman, kindly ask the other person to | | | | of questions. |